fabulousblackwoman.com Blog

Don’t You Wish This Was Possible Sometimes

July 9th, 2008

Yesterday was the first official celebration of this new holiday; and for the most part, it went really well; but some people weren’t completely clear on how this holiday is SUPPOSE to be celebrated; so here we go…Oh, by the way, it has been determined that this holiday will actually be celebrated WEEKLY, so I guess instead of a holiday, it will just be a day of the week. It has been determined that it will be SQUEEZED in between Friday and Saturday, which makes the week a little longer and A LOT more fun…for ME

First of all; the holiday is called: Be really NICE to Eddie; Do WHATEVER she wants; and GIVE her EVERTHING she asks for DAY!!! Isn’t that GREAT!!!….

Okay now let’s get to the rules, ’cause some people just totally messed the day up yesterday, so in order to avoid this in the future; I better be really specific on what it entails. I do however recognize that some people and religions do not celebrate holidays; but don’t worry, because as I said before; this day has been declared a new day of the week, so you all can still participate! Isn’t that wonderful?….

Rule 1….

Eddie is a really nice girl, so be really nice to her; even if you are a complete jerk to EVERYBODY else, you MUST be really nice to her. I know that other people may have pissed you off, but this does not justify you not being really nice to Eddie. Besides, the consequences will be a lot worse then just going along and being nice…..

Rule 2….

Eddie doesn’t really ask much because she is independent and proud; she also finds liberation in new accomplishments; BUT, if she asks you to do something; regardless of what it is, YOU MUST DO IT…no questions asked and no back talk, unless you want your lips smacked with a good stiff backhand lol. (Just keep in mind, most of the tasks she ask will be reasonable; Although…there will be some unreasonable ones, but it’s up to you to find a way to make them happen for her by any means necessary)….

Rule 3….

Again, Eddie isn’t a very needy girl at all. Her life is so abundant and enriched with beautiful people and she really doesn’t need or want for much, BUT, if she asks you to provide her with something…ANYTHING, you need to give it to her; doesn’t matter what it is, you MUST hand it over! I know it may be your last; or you may even be saving it for someone else; but as Rule 3 states…it doesn’t matter WHAT it is; you must hand it over. She is compassionate and sometimes she may NOT even take your prized possessions, but sometimes she will, so just be prepared to depart with EVERYTHING you own once a week!….

That’s it…ONLY 3 simple rules! All you need to do is commit them to memory and obey! Thanks so much in making the first Be really NICE to Eddie; Do WHATEVER she wants; and GIVE her EVERTHING she asks for DAY so great for me…

Every one of us DESERVE a day like this, but chances are; unless you are paying these people; this day is only a fantasy for you. Well, if what you get… you want, bless or appreciate it, then you will get EVERYTHING you WANT…AND, if you are nice to others and don’t let their “bad days” disrupt your spirit; then that’s kind of like them being nice to you (uh, this one is a stretch, I know) Anyhow…ENJOY!

Entry Filed under: Uncategorized